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foarte sugestiv este filmul "XXL" (numele e pe bune <_< si inca cateva ... in rolurile secundare sau figuranti - aceeasi asiatici care copiaza totul..) http://www.fan-de-cinema.com/bandes-annonc...BA1VF24182.html :)) http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0120537/usercomments

up! <_<

LE: Hyundai i30

<_< de la balconul blocului meu copiat dupa blocul tau ... Sau invers Mai e o copie evidenta: Hyundai "130" sau asa ceva, mai are un L pe undeva pe langa 130, are spatele furat de la Seria 1 si cand vezi ce scrie, ai impresia ca e 130i, si registrul concav, linia in general, daca nu te uiti bine, zici ca e E87

"pt pers. Juridica e ceva mai complicat calculul" mi-a zis inspectorul "Cota mai mica" ce inseamna mai exact?

la cum arata X1, ar trebui sa iasa din scena X3-ul... sau sa se transforme in altceva <_< mie-mi place X1 ala galben din poze :bashwall: si... nu dati cu pietre ce nu i-am facut inca casco :unsure:

cred ca am zis ca toate masinile au in general 4 roti <_< nu-s stopuri de X3?

a tu erai cu poza aia , stai un pic ca aveam ceva

azi era langa mine un Rexton parca Actyon... asa cu coada ochiului mi s-a parut ca e un fel de X6 pocit, smecheria "SAC" cu buza portbagajului la un metru jumatate inaltime a intrat in productie si in Asia. scuze nu e Rexton, e SsangYong... na ca am gasit o poza exact din pozitia in care l-am vazut azi

Pentru casco este diferenta de pret intre pers. Fizica si juridica ? Daca da, de ce? Ms <_<

Doar pt furt sau dauna totala? Bine si daca iti gasesti masina pocnita urat de tot, cine plateste?

"regie proprie" ... asta inseamna ca degeaba ai platit asigurare casco, ca tot tu iti platesti reparatie din banii tai... la capitol plata pentru reparatii am cunoscut doar 2 situatii: reparatie aprobata de asigurator si bani avansati de client si apoi recuperati de la asigurator dupa reparatie si reparatie cu decontare directa intre service (agreat) si asigurator (client nu scoate nici un ban din buzunar) or mai fi si alte posibilitati, nu stiu, insa reparatie in regie proprie... la ce-ti mai foloseste casco?

sa vedem si norauto cum intra pe piata <_<

cine e (euro) insul asta? http://www.1asig.ro/ASITRANS-devine-EUROIN...3,100-30673.htm

la inchcape pipera e asa, cu vitrina.. din pacate pentru bmw, ei repara toyote. la mhs au un monitor pe care se transmit imagini de calitate slaba din sala de operatii, alternativ de pe vreo 5 camere, nu intelegi mai nimic, eu abia mi-am recunoscut masina (care era rosie, fiind singura de felul asta in camera de service, am vazut apoi pe viu cand am intrat acolo; de detalii nici nu poate fi vorba)

pan' la urma te-ai hotarat: o vinzi? de cate ori imi amintesc de faza asta patita de tine ma enervez mai tare decat cand mi-au "in-chei-at" masina :) porcarie!!!

frumoase masinile, z4m a fost pe la intalniri si azi l-am vazut, sa o stapanesti sanatos! din filmele de mai sus asta mi-a placut cel mai mult :) :) z4m, de pe aici il "stiu" http://www.bmwclub.ro/forums/index.php?showtopic=20288

The Five Stages of An Evening of Tequila in Playa Stage 1 - SMART This is when you suddenly become an expert on every subject in the known Universe. You know you know everything, and generously want to share this limitless knowledge with anyone who will listen. At this stage, you are always right, and the person you are talking to is always wrong. This makes for an interesting argument when both parties have attained the SMART stage of intoxication. Stage 2 - GOOD LOOKING This is when you realize you are the undisputed BEST LOOKING person in the entire bar, if not the whole world, and everybody wants you. You can approach a total stranger, knowing that they want you and really want to talk to you. Bear in mind that you are still SMART, so you can easily engage this person in scintillating conversation on any subject under the sun. Stage 3 - RICH This is when you suddenly become the richest person in the world. You can buy drinks for everybody in the entire bar, because you apparently have an armoured truck full of money in the parking lot. You can also make bets at this stage, because of course, you are still SMART, so naturally you will win all your wagers. It doesn’t matter how much you risk, because you are RICH. Stage 4 - BULLET PROOF You are now ready to pick fights with anyone, and everyone, especially those with whom you have been arguing or betting. This is because nothing can harm you. At this point, you can also confront the partners of those members of the opposite sex who you’ve taken a fancy to. You can challenge them to a battle of wits, or offer to compare bank balances. You have no fear of losing these contests, because you are SMART, you are RICH, and what the Hell...you’re BETTER LOOKING than they are anyway. Stage 5 - INVISIBLE This is the final stage of your tequila experience. If you have made it to this point, you can do anything you please, because NO ONE CAN SEE YOU. You dance, buck-naked, on a table to impress the object of your affection, but nobody else in the room can see you. You’re also invisible to the person who would like to take a round out of you. You can walk through the streets, singing at the top of your lungs, because no one can see or hear you, and because you’re still SMART, you know all the words.

de cand lumea... bani incasati pe servicii facturate si niciodata executate (schimburi de consumabile, piese etc) :)

A phone call to G-d The chief rabbi of Israel goes to Vatican city to have a conference with the pope. After the pope and chief rabbi had their conference, the pope pulls out a telephone and starts to dial a number. He then starts an intensive converstaion. After the call, the pope could see that the rabbi was curious what was going on. The pope says "I was just talking to G-d, would you like to?" The rabbi says sure. The pope says ok but it will cost 25 dollars. The rabbi says I must daven too. He pays, then dials and davens to G-d, and then returns to Israel. A year later the pope comes to Israel on one of these confrence trips. At the end of the conference, the rabbi pulls out a phone, dials and davens to G-d. When he was finished, he offered the phone to the pope and said the call will cost 25 cents. The pope asks the rabbi why he is charging him so cheaply. The rabbi replys "from here it is a local call."

http://www.promotor.ro/noutati-auto-auto-d...ermania-3776525 :)

cat costa un x1?

PFAAA sa-nnebunest!!!! incredibil ce jigodii in bucurestiul asta.... :) :)

Auto: Giniel De Villiers (Volkswagen Touareg – 1) Mark Miller (Volkswagen Touareg – 2) Robby Gordon (Hummer – 3)

am avut situatia cu parbrizul crapat acum un an; desi am gasit masina dimineata cu parbrizul crapat, politistul a insistat sa scriu ca conduceam masina si o alta masina al carei nr nu l-am retinut a proiectat o piatra in parbrizul meu. de ce a insistat sa scriu asa?